The Daily Mail, UK recently did an article on Shilpa Shetty where she spoke about her designer collection. I'm putting up a few excerpts here & my reactions to some of her statements when I was reading them. For the entire post, go here. It's highly entertaining.
Shilpa Shetty owes all the money that she has today, and that she's splurging on designer clothes, shoes & bags, and mansions in London, to Big Brother. Life can be so unfair at times.
Anyway, read on. It's her quotes followed by my reaction to it...
"I believe style is inherent. You can learn a bit about it, but essentially you either have it within you or you don’t."
I think style is totally learnt. You're not born stylish, you pick it up along the way. Your style is influenced by the place you grow up in, the people & media you're exposed to etc. People's sense of style changes all the time as well. Take Shilpa Shetty for example. This is what she was then...
And this is what she is now!!
So don't tell us you were born this stylish honey, because we have photographic evidence you weren't!!
"With an outfit like blue jeans with a crisp white shirt and a tan belt, you can never go wrong."
Have to agree with her on this one. And no black shoes with tan belts please. Or brown shoes with black belts. Though since color blocking is so hot right now, you can wear shoes of any color! Neon pink, canary yellow, parrot green, purple...it's in! And you can carry a bag of a completely different color all together! What fun it is to play with colors!!
"As someone in the public eye, it’s hard to wear an outfit more than once. I love buying clothes but I don’t know what I do with them all. I actually have two wardrobes, as I live six months of the year in India and six months in the UK."
Oh, poor you. How many outfits do you own exactly?
Can you imagine not being able to wear an outfit more than once? Can you? That too, outfits that will leave your bank account looking like it got sucked by a vaccuum cleaner. Such a colossal waste of money. And I'm assuming by "two wardrobes" she doesn't mean two humble Godrej cupboards. More like two walking closets that are a kilometer long each.
"Although, when I really like an item, I buy two so I can keep one in London and one in Bombay."
OH MY DEAR LORD
"I swear by the Hervé Léger bandage dress for nights out. It just makes your body look a million dollars."
Sure it does darling. IF one's got a body like your's. That 'IF' has turned many women anorexic & taken many lives. For those not clued in, this is the Herve Leger Bandage dress:
This dress is cruel even if it's worth lusting for...it will most definitely highlight every spoonful of cellulite that you have on your body. It is also one of the dresses that I'm willing to shear off layers of fat from my body like they shear the sheep in New Zealand.
"DRESSES: Between 40 and 50 dresses. I have a whole mix, from Donna Karan and Jasmine di Milo, to Chloe and Hervé Léger.
SHOES: Around 60 pairs of heels and flats, including Louboutin, Chanel, Gina, Prada, Louis Vuitton and Marc Jacobs.
HANDBAGS: Approximately 50. I have handbags from Chanel, Bottega Veneta, Prada, and Hermes."
Oh how I hate you. I really do.
"JEANS: 45 pairs, with a mix of all styles, including skinny, boyfriend fit and straight fit. I love J Brand and Elliott - I have four pairs of Elliott boyfriend jeans at the moment."
45 pairs??????? Does she also have them in pink & yellow? And green & red & fuschia? But seriously man, 45 pairs? How the hell do you decide which one you feel like wearing? And what the hell are "boyfriend" jeans? Does anyone know?
"TROUSERS: Around 60 pairs of smart trousers, mostly in greys and blues."
The shock continues...
This is the Hermes Birkin she has, which I think costs only a few thousand dollars (around Rs 10 lacs if I'm not mistaken. If not this, then there's another model that costs 10 lacs, I'm not kidding!!)
It was gifted to her by her boyfriend, of course.
And these are her Christian Louboutin Nude shoes...again, only a couple of hundred dollars
Shilpa Shetty is also supposed to be launching her own range of curry in the UK. Which means more Legers, Birkins & Louboutins for the her.
Oh well...I think I'll just go take comfort in my Butter Chicken. At least I'm happy I get to eat what I want. So what if I can't fit into a Bandage dress?
4 comments:
and what about the starving children in Africa... gosh some people have all the money...it is easy to tasteful if you have the money... not that it works
u are so right. she was a fashion disaster initially. i think she looks seriously hot now. though of course all that money brings in personal stylists, personal shoppers et al.
@The Knife - She already has a restaurant in London, her own line of perfume, an IPL team & now she's starting her own line of curry in the UK. She's rolling in some serious money now. While poor baby sister is roughing it out in the Big Brother house, getting hit by flying objects! Haha!
@Mumbai Diva - She looks good, I agree. But she's still as stupid to listen to as she was earlier. Of course, she has a millionnaire businessman boyfriend who's advising her on all her business deals & buying her Birkins. Some people have all the luck!
http://www.fashionising.com/trends/b--2009-Jeans-Trend-Boyfriend-Jeans-1253.html
btw, shilpa had her own share of jumping to do b4 she became rich... ;-)
but yes, some people have it lucky...
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