Thongs are butt floss.
- As told to me by a friend
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Conversations with a girl friend....part 3
Me: How’s Z?
She: He’s good. He went to a country style bar tonight. Apparently, all the women were wearing only bras so I’m guessing he had a good time.
Me: Lol..atleast they were wearing bras. So he couldn’t have had as good a time as he COULD have had!!
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(After I said something that could’ve come across as offensive)
Me: Really that’s not what I meant.
She: I didn’t take offense!
Me: I didn’t mean offense! Where you’ll take it from?
She: Hahahaha…..I can take. What’s there? Should I show you?
Me: NO NO. IT’S OKAY!
She: NO NO. I already took it! The damage is done!
Me: This is so insane! What a conversation we’re having!! This deserves to be on someone’s blog!!!
She: He’s good. He went to a country style bar tonight. Apparently, all the women were wearing only bras so I’m guessing he had a good time.
Me: Lol..atleast they were wearing bras. So he couldn’t have had as good a time as he COULD have had!!
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(After I said something that could’ve come across as offensive)
Me: Really that’s not what I meant.
She: I didn’t take offense!
Me: I didn’t mean offense! Where you’ll take it from?
She: Hahahaha…..I can take. What’s there? Should I show you?
Me: NO NO. IT’S OKAY!
She: NO NO. I already took it! The damage is done!
Me: This is so insane! What a conversation we’re having!! This deserves to be on someone’s blog!!!
Conversations with a girl friend...Part 2
SOME GIRL FRIENDS SIMPLY KICK ASS!!
She: I’ve taken a tablet to delay the thing & I’m feeling all psychosomatic about it.
Me: Lol..that happens. And when you finally get them, they’ll be baaaaaaaad. It will unleash with all it’s fury, the woman will surrender & the uterus will reign supreme!
She: Thank you.
Me: I’m just telling you so you’re prepared.
She: Poor me.
Me: What else is new, my-sister-from-another-mother? Actually, that doesn’t sound half as cool as brotha-from-anotha-motha but it’ll do!
She: (Tries to send a smiley but it’s wrong) Oops…wong smiley!
Me: You’re becoming Chinese. Instead of wrong you say ‘wong’
Me: I’m sick of waiting for my boss, therefore the non-sensical jokes.
She: I’m going mad too.
Me: Why?
She: Just like that. Randomly.
Me: It’s the uterus.
She: I think so too.
She: I’ve taken a tablet to delay the thing & I’m feeling all psychosomatic about it.
Me: Lol..that happens. And when you finally get them, they’ll be baaaaaaaad. It will unleash with all it’s fury, the woman will surrender & the uterus will reign supreme!
She: Thank you.
Me: I’m just telling you so you’re prepared.
She: Poor me.
Me: What else is new, my-sister-from-another-mother? Actually, that doesn’t sound half as cool as brotha-from-anotha-motha but it’ll do!
She: (Tries to send a smiley but it’s wrong) Oops…wong smiley!
Me: You’re becoming Chinese. Instead of wrong you say ‘wong’
Me: I’m sick of waiting for my boss, therefore the non-sensical jokes.
She: I’m going mad too.
Me: Why?
She: Just like that. Randomly.
Me: It’s the uterus.
She: I think so too.
Conversations with a girlfriend
Me: I was supposed to go for lunch to this place called Sikkim House with these two guys from work, but they're nowhere to be seen!!
She: haha…get the hint
Me: I mean, really! They invited me!! @@@@
She: Okay, I’m not judging you..but errrr…ummmm….without you? Damn, flash them!!
Me : I'm sure they're making out in some corner
She: Hahahaha. No one ever makes out without me
Me: Well apparently no ones making out w/ me either. They’re making out with each other!!
She: That sucks dude. You’re not giving them reason enough. Tsk Tsk.
She: Aite, now I’m going for lunch…with people who want to eat with me. You’ll find someone I’m sure.
Me: I'm falling off my chair
She: I love you anyway. U can lean on me. I’ll be your rock. I’ll be the one you can depend on. When honour’s at stake, this vow I will make.
She: Okay now I’m really going. Bye.
Me: Go now, otherwise they’ll also ditch you & start making out among themselves!!
She: haha…get the hint
Me: I mean, really! They invited me!! @@@@
She: Okay, I’m not judging you..but errrr…ummmm….without you? Damn, flash them!!
Me : I'm sure they're making out in some corner
She: Hahahaha. No one ever makes out without me
Me: Well apparently no ones making out w/ me either. They’re making out with each other!!
She: That sucks dude. You’re not giving them reason enough. Tsk Tsk.
She: Aite, now I’m going for lunch…with people who want to eat with me. You’ll find someone I’m sure.
Me: I'm falling off my chair
She: I love you anyway. U can lean on me. I’ll be your rock. I’ll be the one you can depend on. When honour’s at stake, this vow I will make.
She: Okay now I’m really going. Bye.
Me: Go now, otherwise they’ll also ditch you & start making out among themselves!!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
My war against potatoes
Bengalis love potatoes. This is the one absolute truth of their lives. There are Bongs who don’t like fish, there are Bongs who don’t like rice but you will never find a Bong who doesn’t like potatoes!!
As if potatoes were the ultimate delicacy in the world.
They eat potatoes as is & also put them in everything they cook….with every green vegetable, in chicken, mutton, fish, dal, biryani….EVERYTHING.
My office canteen had three kinds of potato dishes for lunch today. There were potatoes…potatoes…and more potatoes. And non-potato lovers like me were left looking around in amazement & (mild) disgust.
There are so many other nice vegetables & animals in this world that are available for human consumption, how about wandering outside the world of potatoes & exploring a little bit? Wanderlust is a good thing!
PS: I apologize to the Bongs reading this but they only serve potatoes & fish for lunch & I do not like either. Hmpfff.
As if potatoes were the ultimate delicacy in the world.
They eat potatoes as is & also put them in everything they cook….with every green vegetable, in chicken, mutton, fish, dal, biryani….EVERYTHING.
My office canteen had three kinds of potato dishes for lunch today. There were potatoes…potatoes…and more potatoes. And non-potato lovers like me were left looking around in amazement & (mild) disgust.
There are so many other nice vegetables & animals in this world that are available for human consumption, how about wandering outside the world of potatoes & exploring a little bit? Wanderlust is a good thing!
PS: I apologize to the Bongs reading this but they only serve potatoes & fish for lunch & I do not like either. Hmpfff.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
The war of the celebrity bloggers
I've been reading Amitabh Bachchan's blog and Amir Khan's blog for a while now & I like the latter more.
Amitabh Bachchan's posts are irritatingly diplomatic & politically correct, and I'm sick of reading him defend his moron of a daughter-in-law! Fond as I am of Amitabh Bachchan as an actor, I can't help but feel that he's not being honest in his blogs. Simply because someone who is honest can't be so goodness-personified all the time. All of us have our frailties. Honestly, I got bored reading Big B's blog.
Amir Khan's blog however is more interesting to read. His posts are less frequent but you can connect more with them. They make for a refreshing read.
Amitabh Bachchan's posts are irritatingly diplomatic & politically correct, and I'm sick of reading him defend his moron of a daughter-in-law! Fond as I am of Amitabh Bachchan as an actor, I can't help but feel that he's not being honest in his blogs. Simply because someone who is honest can't be so goodness-personified all the time. All of us have our frailties. Honestly, I got bored reading Big B's blog.
Amir Khan's blog however is more interesting to read. His posts are less frequent but you can connect more with them. They make for a refreshing read.
The 'Other' Blog
So...I have started another blog. Encouraged by all you lovely people (people I know and don't know) who've been reading my blogs and commenting on them, I decided to start a theme based blog.
I've always had an opinion on social & political issues. I wanted to express them and get to know the opinions of others as well. I wanted to keep this particular blog mostly random & funny, so I decided to start a new blog. It can be accessed at http://opiumforthemind.blogspot.com
So please do read & feel free to share your opinion with me. Without getting nasty that is :)
I've always had an opinion on social & political issues. I wanted to express them and get to know the opinions of others as well. I wanted to keep this particular blog mostly random & funny, so I decided to start a new blog. It can be accessed at http://opiumforthemind.blogspot.com
So please do read & feel free to share your opinion with me. Without getting nasty that is :)
Don't you just feel like picking him up & taking him home!
Everyday I want to fly stay by my side
Everyday I want to dream stay by my side
Every morning I wish I could just play
Wish the mornings would just stay...
Monday, June 23, 2008
The march of the Armadas
I thought Spain deserved to win last night because they played very well. It’s not easy to hold the Italians goal-less for 120 minutes!
I love penalty shoot-outs. Not only because they keep you on the edge of your seat but also because they show the true class of a player.
In a match that does not end up in a penalty shoot-out, the team that is better on that particular day, wins. However, penalty shoot-outs can swing either way! It’s not about the team, it’s about individual players. Faced with a world-class goal keeper, a player has a 50-50 chance of scoring the penalty.
Penalty shoot-outs are also the test of a player’s nerves, mental fortitude & intelligence – qualities that Cesc Fabregas seems to posses in abundance. The Arsenal mid-fielder is the new talent to watch out for on the Spanish team. He took the last penalty shot, which he was under pressure to score in order to eliminate Italy from the competition (or the Italians could have leveled the shoot-out as well). All of 21 years old & faced with a goal-keeper of the caliber of Gigi Buffon, he was resolute & swift, and with a kick sent the ball flying right past Buffon & sent his team into the semi-finals!
I think Gigi Buffon is a rockstar!! Had he not saved Adrian Mutu’s penalty in Italy’s last league match against Romania, Italy would not have made it to the quarter-finals. It was a brilliant save but Casillas was just better than Buffon yesterday.
So…a win well-deserved by Spain. They play Russia in the semis. I haven’t seen any of Russia’s games but I’ve heard they’re good. Especially Asharvin. Should be a match worth watching.
I love penalty shoot-outs. Not only because they keep you on the edge of your seat but also because they show the true class of a player.
In a match that does not end up in a penalty shoot-out, the team that is better on that particular day, wins. However, penalty shoot-outs can swing either way! It’s not about the team, it’s about individual players. Faced with a world-class goal keeper, a player has a 50-50 chance of scoring the penalty.
Penalty shoot-outs are also the test of a player’s nerves, mental fortitude & intelligence – qualities that Cesc Fabregas seems to posses in abundance. The Arsenal mid-fielder is the new talent to watch out for on the Spanish team. He took the last penalty shot, which he was under pressure to score in order to eliminate Italy from the competition (or the Italians could have leveled the shoot-out as well). All of 21 years old & faced with a goal-keeper of the caliber of Gigi Buffon, he was resolute & swift, and with a kick sent the ball flying right past Buffon & sent his team into the semi-finals!
I think Gigi Buffon is a rockstar!! Had he not saved Adrian Mutu’s penalty in Italy’s last league match against Romania, Italy would not have made it to the quarter-finals. It was a brilliant save but Casillas was just better than Buffon yesterday.
So…a win well-deserved by Spain. They play Russia in the semis. I haven’t seen any of Russia’s games but I’ve heard they’re good. Especially Asharvin. Should be a match worth watching.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
My fortune for today
Orkut has this feature called 'Today's Fortune' on the profile page of its members. My fortune for today says 'You will have some new clothes'!!!
I don't know why but I found it to be hilarious!
I "had some new clothes" yesterday, so they should've probably called it 'Your Fortune for Yesterday'. And I paid for the clothes myself, so no reason to be excited about "having some new clothes". LOL :)
I don't know why but I found it to be hilarious!
I "had some new clothes" yesterday, so they should've probably called it 'Your Fortune for Yesterday'. And I paid for the clothes myself, so no reason to be excited about "having some new clothes". LOL :)
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