Orkut has this feature called 'Today's Fortune' on the profile page of its members. My fortune for today says 'You will have some new clothes'!!!
I don't know why but I found it to be hilarious!
I "had some new clothes" yesterday, so they should've probably called it 'Your Fortune for Yesterday'. And I paid for the clothes myself, so no reason to be excited about "having some new clothes". LOL :)