SOME GIRL FRIENDS SIMPLY KICK ASS!!
She: I’ve taken a tablet to delay the thing & I’m feeling all psychosomatic about it.
Me: Lol..that happens. And when you finally get them, they’ll be baaaaaaaad. It will unleash with all it’s fury, the woman will surrender & the uterus will reign supreme!
She: Thank you.
Me: I’m just telling you so you’re prepared.
She: Poor me.
Me: What else is new, my-sister-from-another-mother? Actually, that doesn’t sound half as cool as brotha-from-anotha-motha but it’ll do!
She: (Tries to send a smiley but it’s wrong) Oops…wong smiley!
Me: You’re becoming Chinese. Instead of wrong you say ‘wong’
Me: I’m sick of waiting for my boss, therefore the non-sensical jokes.
She: I’m going mad too.
She: Just like that. Randomly.
Me: It’s the uterus.
She: I think so too.