Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Haircuts : Men vs Women

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.

5 comments:

Serendipity said...

lol!! Wasnt this a forward? or did u only send it via mail?

Scarlett said...

i got it as a forward long time ago. when i was writing my post on haircuts, i randomly remembered it :)

Ashwin said...

Haha! Funny!

The knife said...

the starting point for haircuts and men (at least for some of us) is the basic availabilty of hair ;)

Scarlett said...

which anyone who doesn't have to bathe in kolkata water will have plenty of! talking from experience ;)