Conversation during lunch yesterday between two of my friends:
She: You guys will not believe what a big pervert was seated right next to me in the metro on my way here!
Him: How big?
Him: HOW big?
She: He kept staring at my chest…..
Him (interrupting): You don’t have a chest. You have breasts.
She: He kept staring at my chest till I got off!
She: Can you stop saying that?
She: Because it’s embarrassing!
Him: Why’re you getting embarrassed? You have breasts just like the 3 billion other women in the world….assuming the world population is still stuck at 6 billion, that is. So what’s so embarrassing about it?
She: You’re a friend. I don’t want you thinking about….well, breasts.
Him: You mean YOUR breasts.
She (sighing): Well yeah…
Him: I don’t
She: You don’t what?
Him: I don't think about your breasts.
Him: They’re barely there! Give me nice tits & I’ll think about them.