The Fake IPL Player has rattled the peace in the ANZ Knight Riders camp (thanks Knife for such an appropriate nomenclature) and is giving sleepless nights to the team owner & management, who are reportedly "gunning for his blood". There are rumors that the blog is a doing of the Knight Riders owner and his over-active PR company, which could very well be true except I’m not sure the megalomaniac that SRK is, he would let people refer to himself as ‘Badshah Dildo’.
The blog has been in existence merely a week & already has close to 2000 followers! Man, wouldn’t we die for such a following! ;)
My take on him? I don't think he is a real player from the IPL camp.Think about it – how can he have the time to write so many posts everyday when the team is busy with practice & matches (that they lose anyway)? Even if he is not in the playing 11, as he insists, he still is part of the squad...meaning he can’t possibly be chilling out in the Savannahs while the rest of his team mates are practicing. And even if he does have all the time in the world, wouldn’t people get suspicious when he’s hunched over his laptop all day, typing away? Especially when they know there's someone (who claims to be one of them) maligning them on the world wide web?
Secondly, no player will risk having his career ruined – which I think is precisely what SRK & his beloved Aussie coach would do if he gets found out!
Some of the characters & teams he refers to in his blogs are:
Kishen Kanaiyya - Ravi Shastri
Appam C*****a – Sreeshanth
Pedophile Priest – Adam Gilchrist
Kaan Moolo – Ajith Agarkar (b/c of his enormous ears)
Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty
Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh
Lordie – Sourav Ganguly
Babli – Preity Zinta
Calypso King – Chris Gayle
Dildo / Badshah Dildo – SRK
Hawaii Chappal – Greg Chapel
Junta Tormentor – Ajantha Mendis
Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi
Little John – Ishant Sharma
Bangla Tiger – Mushrafe Murtaza
Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne
Meera Bhai - Harbhajan Singh
Mr.Batlivala - Vijay Mallya
Phoren Babas - Brendon McCullum & John Buchanan
Bevdaa Team - Bangalore Royal Challengers
Big Sister’s Team - Rajasthan Royals
Bubblie’s Team - Kings XI Punjab
Have to give it to the guy – he’s quite smart. He’s figured out the way to make his claim of being an actual Knight Rider believable. He writes about situations which are very real & incidents can actually happen...stuff like what gets discussed & who does what during team meetings, what goes on in the dressing room, what happens in the dug out etc. Anyone who reads his blogs will think he is who he claims to be. Except it is kind of silly to believe that. It makes the blogs less fun to read (than it would’ve been had he really been a Knight Rider dishing out dirt on the various players & management)...but it’s fun nonetheless!