Me (on phone with a guy at Subway): I'd like to place an order for delivery please.
Subway Guy: Mam, what's your "good" name?
I gave my name (Let's assume it's X)
Subway Guy: Is that really your name, mam?
Subway Guy: XY? (First & Last names of a popular actress whose first name I happen to share) followed by a giggle.
Me: It's not funny. Please take the order.
Subway Guy: It was a joke, mam.
Me: I haven't called to listen to your jokes. Please take the order.
Subway Guy: Yes mam, what would you like to order?
I wish people got a life. And a sense of humor. They're not as funny as they think they are. If a woman shares her name with a popular actress, chances are she's had people making jokes about it all her life, and doesn't find it funny or appreciate it anymore.